Michael Jackson dedicated over 45 years of his life to making beautiful music for millions of people only to have those same people kick and beat him to death with unproven allegations and relentless ridicule. Now in the dark shadows of his once happy estate Neverland Ranch, lurks his ghost — eternally tormented by an ill-fated society that lacked the intellectual capacity to truly understand his genius. We can only hope that one day the King of Pop’s soul finds peace and he moonwalks right through those pearly gates. Jam on it. (Back of t-shirt)

“Ghost of Neverland” is a fresh collaboration between Oyez Perez and 45 Miles to Gary.

Product Details
An ultra-soft unisex T-shirt that feels like you’ve owned it from the moment you put it on. Like all collectibles on Oyez Perez, these t-shirts are handmade in Chicago.

• Poly-Cotton (50% Polyester / 50% Cotton) construction
• Durable rib neckband

Choose Size:
Small (34-36) Medium (38-40) Large (42-44) X-Large (46-48)

Ghost of Neverland – $32

During his tenure, Sawyer managed to pass several major initiatives begun by Washington, including placing lights in Wrigley Field, an Ethics Ordinance to prevent corruption and one of the first human rights ordinances that protected gay men and women from discrimination. Be warned, this pillow just might start talking shit from the corner of your couch.

Product Details
Black and white print (front and back) on sturdy upholstery weight cotton duck with an optic white finish. Constructed with a removable non-allergenic pillow and invisible nylon zipper for easy washing. Like all collectibles on Oyez Perez, these pillows are handmade in Chicago.

• Machine wash warm or cool using phosphate-free detergent
• 100% pure polyester fiberfill pillow insert
• Non-allergenic

The Mayors: Eugene – $34

Byrne was the first and to date only female Mayor of Chicago. And the only one with balls big enough to go against the Daley Machine (wait for it…) while living in Cabrini-Green! Make no mistake about it, this broad will own your wussy “man cave”.

Product Details
Black and white print (front and back) on sturdy upholstery weight cotton duck with an optic white finish. Constructed with a removable non-allergenic pillow and invisible nylon zipper for easy washing. Like all collectibles on Oyez Perez, these pillows are handmade in Chicago.

• Machine wash warm or cool using phosphate-free detergent
• 100% pure polyester fiberfill pillow insert
• Non-allergenic

The Mayors: Jane – $34

This year, Chicago celebrated its 75th Crosstown Classic between the Cubs and White Sox. You know Perez had drop some heat to mark the special occasion. Introducing the new Crosstown Classic clips collection–perfect for setting off any tie or securing that old-school bank roll.

Product Details
These 2″x .36″ silver ‘L’ stop replicas come in a custom wooden hinged box with black fiber insert making them a great gift for any White Sox fan.

Classics: Sox-35th – $20

This year, Chicago celebrated its 75th Crosstown Classic between the Cubs and White Sox. You know Perez had drop some heat to mark the special occasion. Introducing the new Crosstown Classic clips collection–perfect for setting off any tie or securing that old-school bank roll.

Product Details
These 2″x .36″ silver ‘L’ stop replicas come in a custom wooden hinged box with black fiber insert making them a great gift for any Cubs fan.

Classic: Addison – $20

On March 14, 2000, just before Indiana was to begin play in the NCAA tournament, the CNN/SI network ran a piece on Knight in which former player Neil Reed claimed he was choked by Knight in a 1997 practice. Knight denied the claims in the story. On April 11, 2000, CNN Sports Illustrated aired a tape of an IU practice from 1997 that showed Knight with his hand around the neck of Neil Reed. Lesson learned. Do not fucking step to this man–he will bury you.

Product Details
Professional 100# gloss cover paper with vivid, true-to-life color, rich blacks and sharp detail. This heavyweight paper has a high gloss finish suitable for framing and mounting.

Manute Bol arrived in the U.S. wearing a leisure suit and missing 15 teeth, most of them courtesy of his first attempt at a dunk. (He smashed his mouth on the rim.) All told, he was the only player in NBA history to block more shots than score points, blocking 2,086 shots and scoring 1,599 points. With a 10-foot wingspan, Bol averaged one blocked shot for every 5.6 minutes he played. The downside: He can only drive a car if the front seat is removed.

Product Details:
Professional 100# gloss cover paper with vivid, true-to-life color, rich blacks and sharp detail. This heavyweight paper has a high gloss finish suitable for framing and mounting.

Recipe Serves 1: Dominique Wilkins

Ingredients:

1 – Spud (as in potato) with 42 inch Vertical Leap

1 – Elevator Two-Handed Double Pump Dunk

1 – Off-the-Backboard One-Handed Jam

1 – 360º Helicopter One-Handed Dunk

1 – 180º Reverse Double-Pump Slam

1 – 180º Reverse Two-Handed Strawberry Jam (from a lob bounce off the floor)

Product Details:
Professional 100# gloss cover paper with vivid, true-to-life color, rich blacks and sharp detail. This heavyweight paper has a high gloss finish suitable for framing and mounting.

Memories: Spud- $40
Ships June 10

Round 1: Characterized by ugly, racially polarized battles dubbed “Council Wars”, Harold’s first term was a relentless struggle with the Vrdolyak Twenty-nine (led by “the Eddies”) who refused to enact his reform legislation. Only Washington’s fancy footwork and sharp veto hook kept him off the ropes.
Round 2: Harold came out swinging. The Eddies hit the mat. Vrdolyak went down a class becoming a Republican. Kelly gave up his parks belt and Burke lost his finance title. Harold Washington wins! TKO! TKO! TKO!

Product Details
Black and white print (front and back) on sturdy upholstery weight cotton duck with an optic white finish. Constructed with a removable non-allergenic pillow and invisible nylon zipper for easy washing. Like all collectibles on Oyez Perez, these pillows are handmade in Chicago.

• Machine wash warm or cool using phosphate-free detergent
• 100% pure polyester fiberfill pillow insert
• Non-allergenic

The Mayors: Harold – $34