Oyez Perez only distributes collectibles through this website. So if you come across any of our merchandise in a store, be immediately stricken with a case of alligator arms and keep your wallet in your pocket because that isht is faker than __________. No need to report it as we enforce a strict ‘no snitchin’ policy. However, we would luff it if you told the proprietor right off.
Good Lookin’ Out
All of our items come either signed and dated or with an official sewn on Oyez Perez embroidered dark gray label. Don’t let us catch you slippin’ on Maxwell Street.